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its parte two of the final ending storys and the miss information lies and deiseat that I have had to put up with from the bally lot of them tower hamlets the main culprit of them all shame on you they seem to think I came on thee last rain shower dynnargh welclome falite croeso

December 6, 2016

it seems that this drama will never end if it hasn’t been one thing its been another it all started nyon 4 years past in 2012 after years of being on the unemployment and having to endure the way I was dissrpected and make to feel like a piece of worthless shit by these training people it evenchally blew up in to a furious row when this pond life of a bloke insulted me in the training room as you know the government make it there bussnes to forse the long term unemployes off the regester called seasonally adjusted figgers the aim is to put you into these training sceames so that as they have targets to with held after thousands of waisted job inter wiews that turned out to be the same old excuse oh your too over qualified or your too old or your haven’t got the right looks as I pointed out what do you think this interview is a dateing ajencey its wheather I can do the job not how I dress or what I am how dare you in the Braintree years it blew up to such an extent the local press got in volved and because the then job center would not stand up for me about this shop job I went for when I was told your not from here no way can we take you and the other when thay said we have only one toilet or no  disabled or your too old or in Chelmsford I was told no fags none of your type or one in London said no women stay at home get a bloke to look after you or the worst one of all was there was this firm in white chapple who the dss at hoxston arranged two meets on the fone the said employer said no thanks we don’t want british white pigs and starting sporting on about what we did all them years ago as I pointed out you olde bag what ever England did in the past is not my problem and I woulnt work for you if you payed me ,its understandable in eastern London most employers there would only take on family members as when I used to get the boys to help in batty fashions they would never employ an outsider which I thought was very unfair but you cant forse any one to take you if they don’t like your skin colour .so any way I was told if I wanted my stamp or ever get any of the unemployment jsa benefits ever I would have to sign off and take self employment or ill never get benefit ever ,so I was left with an cumundrum would I be able to support ones self doing what I could do so oft I went back to hoxston job center aFTER CDC IN WHITE CHAPPLE SCARBOROUGH STREET SAID WELL YOU COULD ALLWAYS LIE ON  YOUR RESSIMEY OR CIRTIUM VIATA LIKE YOU COULD BUMP UP YOUR QUALIFICATIONS SAY YOUR A POILOT OR A DOCTOR WE WILL BACK YOU UP AS I SAID WHAT DREAM WORLD YOU IN IM NOT GOING TO LIE TO IMPROVE YOUR BLOODY FIGGERS BUT SHE SAID WE ARE PAYED ON YOU LEAVE THE DLOE THE GOVERMENT CAN SAY UNEMPLOYMENT FIGGERS HAVE GONE DOWN AS I SAID ILL DO YOUR SELF EMPLOYMENT AS I NEVER WANT TO SUFFER THE INDIGNATY OF YOU LOT ,SO I WENT TO THE DLOE OFFICE AND AGREED TO GIVE THEM WHAT THAY WANTED I DIDNT REALLY HAVE A CHOICE SO SHE SAID WHAT YOU GOING TO DO I SAID WRITTING MODLEING PIC OKAY OH YES T YOULL GET HELP FROM WORKING TAX CREADITS AS YOULL ONLY MAKE A FEW POUNDS A WEEK SO I AGREED I THOUGHT ANYTHINGS BETTER THAN THE SAULESS EXISTNACE ON THE DOLE AND BEEING CUT OFF WITH NOTHING .SO ON MAY 20012 I LEFT AND WITH THE GENTALL AUTHORS HELP I STARTED DOING THE STORYS FROM THE PAPER ID WRITTEN ON AT THE TIME IT WAS HARD LEARNING HOW TO USE A COMPUTOR AND HARDER EMOTUIONALLY HAVING TO REVIST AND LIVE THE STORYS OF MY CAR CRASH PAST ON THE OTHER HAND WOULD ANY BODY BE INTERESTED EVEN THOU AT THAT TIME 20 YEARS PREVIOUSLEY THAt in the Braintree years I was asked to do that but on the other hand I thought thee world has moved on and people have mostly forgotten about the 1970s humor or in deed about a man that abused you but as I thought what other opitions are open none or its the  streets again and I thought ive slept on park benches in Ipswich back in 1980 I don’t want to go there again park benches and foxey eating my cheese rolls should be left inb thee past and not only that its cold and very frightening on the streets no body wants to know you only insult you next time the story continues as I go back to late 2012 so until then time to get the uttoxeter stage coach in this thick foggey night in temperatures of 34 deggrees farenhite

a selection of pics about tower hamlets and Christmas in uttoxeter

this is uttoxeter calling thee ending storys part one of fouras I look back at thee events of my time here and whats the best place in Staffordshire dynnargh welclome falite ,

December 5, 2016

well what can I say if id of known what was going to happen this year I would not of belived it I think on hindsight I think I would of done what I should of thinking of doing in the first place when at secpit towersi should of just packed a bag and disappeared where no one or any think would of found me as it seemed at the time as I sat by candle light over Christmas festival at my wits end but theres you go as you know it all started with that bloody tower hamlets council in there bullying and trying to turf me out on thee streets as you know my dear friends with the gentall authors help manage to raise funds but after that with the missing paperwork ie statements from the wanking tax people I should of known there and then as it was pointed out to me in the street the council are total bastards thay hate your kind and the poofs will be driven out of the borough to some extent that’s true on leaving tower hamlets the bars pubs for the gays had gone and if you think about it if it had been done to any one else there would of been riots ,so then of course there was the break in  who did it I hope who ever thay are that they burn in hell .but what happened since well as you know I left at the end of july and the gental author put the closing story on his site ,but im sad to say nothing changed the same old problems but just a different area .the council got there way and now the bastards sent me a bill to say oh you owe us money as the dwp said you left in late august well they got the letter back in july I was promist that since I left the dwelling I would get help as I gave up the property but like allways when you deal with pond life they never tell the truth in fact if thay told me the sky was blue id have to check and see if it was true .it seems thou even thou I left London the same idiots still take the piss and in sult my intelligence in the bargine a few weeks ago I spoke to my friends at the shop in Waltham abbey it seems that they were concerned about lack of corroperation  and help even one person tried to help but im sad to say it fell right on its ass so what about here well on Friday this council are taking me to court over the poll tax here you get one bill which I didn’t get until you get a reminder which I payed what they asked I asked around the neighboars I was in formed they will send you the correspondence you need we get ours every month so I thought well okay then I got another reminder in the mean time I wrote to the council and asked for a payment card but no response so I thought ill try to see if I can use the bill twice oft I went to the paypoint oh no he said we cant do it again youll have to wait for the next bill so when the next one came again I payed it and then here in the library on the Monday after I got the summons to go to Cannock county court I spoke to the lady here oh no she saiud we cant cancel it as I pointed out well I was under the impression that I got a bill each month she said oh you could of payed it here but it mensions no reference to that on the bill .so what about every thing else well as I knew when I came here that I would not make any friends of the male type ,as for mark well what can I say the trouble here is you get speaking to people in the shops then the shops go one old man in our block says they will not speak to him even thou thay do me but mainly I get this lot tutting oh shocking as they look down there long noses different generation ,mostly the people here are rich four car owners its a place where you come to retire to after you made your millions ,I must admit I feel very uncomfortable here so lets look at the other towns well Stafford it got on my tits with all the sniggering and comments like what ye come as so what of Cannock well people was friendly in hednesford I could be my self in what I went about my bussness in my short skirts and high heels I suppose you cant please every one all of the time ,but I miss the people comuing up to me and having a chat and I miss pauls ptors manley cream cakes sent .perhaps I shouldn’t of belived mark the thing with him is that he doesn’t understand that a realationship is not based on the fone I ve been speaking to blokes yp here they mostly have kids from preavious realitionships but yet have time for there new partners but they did say all partners cost a lot of money but as I pointed out at least you see yours where I haven’t mine in fact on his last vist to secpit towers he said I fingerd his bum and reported me to his boss and blatenly lied about it as I told him if that would of been the case I would of slapped it over my knee .what can one do ? next time the scandle with working tax creadits and cdc so until then

Christmas in Staffordshire this is Uttoxeter calling 2016 dynnargh welcome croeso falite

December 2, 2016

well another Christmas is fast approaching as the shops tills ringing there tunes and the christmas shoppers shoppers rush around the town with buying of there presants and the trees and the trimmings as the kids count down thee days till santa arrives to come down the chimmey stack with his sleaigh all full of goodys  waiting for there owners but have we forgotten the true meaning of Christmas and its oragines about the story of jeasus in his manger of straw at first theres was no room in the inn as you know Christmas was really in January 6th but as the years and calendar changed it was moved to December as for boxing day it was for the toffs who had butlers in the big stately homes it was king albert in Victorian times that intrudused us to the Christmas tree and in Victorian times the idear of Christmas took off from its early begginings but theres allways been a festival even in paigon times how the world has changed but have we forgotton its the thought that counts in our modern age as we reamember our familys and friends near and far and some sadly we will never see again ,excuse the spelling some ones eating .its the one time a year that we should spare a thought for people that whom have nothing and us that spend our times on our own but not buy choice .so as we once again decorate our houses to ward off the spirts at Christmas it should never be forgotton the true meaning of it piece and will towards all men .I hope you have a happy Christmas and may your wishes come true for me I was hoping to spend it with mark d rought but the little bastards gone and disappeared what a total pig men so as you get ready to stuff the turkie as the geeeze are getting fat the ducks are a quaking and that’s a fact and the farmers that work through out thee year to grow and nercher  the things so thay grow nice and big ,it time to wish you all a happy Christmas once again next time shouls I stay or just say call it a day here and why my life is still dogged by the unreasonableness with tower hamlets the working tax creaits mark rought and his piggish ways ect lifes a bitch so until the next time as the blog final comes to its demise every thing has its day sadly if any body would of told me how this year had of turned out when I put my calendar up on the wall I would never of belived it but there you go as I once said to ptor in the white chair shop in sclater street 7 years ago allways keep thee spirt of Christmas in your heart paul and never forget also a happy Christmas to all my friends on face book and one very important one you know whom you are don’t yea

parte 13 in the final episode of thee pink finger of olde Brownhills towne as dealer and Chelsea try to catch the fingers or two have you been fingered dynnargh croeso welclome falite

November 30, 2016

I say dealer lets get this train to hednesford as the honey bear is growerling again as there have been numerous reports of him waking every one up in the towne ,so wheres Boudicca oh as they get of the train theres she is as dealer goes up to ones self I say olde girl are you going to tame him yes as one can see ive got two whips this time and the three legged stool as Chelsea says good luck olde been as I say he will need it .in the distance going towards pye green they see the pink finger quick says dealer theres a bus lets get on it look hes going towards Cannock as the bus gets to Cannock thee finger disappears oh no what we do all of a sudden mr platform calls them get in a taxi to brown hills thee pink finger has been sighted there as Chelsea says that’s inpossible sir weve just seen him here and the newt family blaggord chummy harlet and harlett newt shall we bring them inn for questioning sir as mr platform explains you cant bring them in they have pertection of a law and not only that the local newt pond is only for newts with class and to thee pond you have to show special id ie thee nipple as Chelsea says well that does really get on your tits sir ,look dealer theres a taxi lets get in it as they get in thay say to the driver to Brownhills with all speed my good chap as thee taxi speeds oft down the road they soon arrive in Brownhills by this time its getting dark as thee olde fog comes down like a pea souper soon the streets as the shops close all you can here is the sounds of thee traffic in Birmingham city in the farr distance .as dealer and Chelsea scour thee streets as they look here and there and every where but they coulnt see head nor hair of t

he olde pink finger all of a sudden a car draws up as thee door opens and mr platform tells them to get in gentall men theres been sightings in burtwood and wednesbury we will vist there the night draw on but in both places thee pink finger cannot be found as mr platform says its time gentall men for a breaffing at the office in Cannock they soon arrive as mr platform says well gentall men be seated it looks like this charictor called thee pink finger has out foxed us and for centrys he has managed to escape many people it seems hes a fact of life and there for thee pink finger is a sign of comtempt in our country for many centerys and theres nothing we can do or any one for thee want of thee hourse the rider was lost for thee want of the nail was lost for thhe want of the message the battle was lost for the want of the battle was lost all for thee want of thee hourse gentall men I looked at your reports very inspireing and now gentall men case closed heres your wages with a bit extra good bye a taxis waiting to return you to London be in touch soon good bye      thee pink finger of olde brown hills towne based on a oridinall idear by ones self starring thee pink finger            also starring thee hednesford bear grr                   make up by Boudicca thee Cannock polka devised by my self choriograghy by my self thee uttoxeter tutt by the people that live there music and dance devisesd by ones self the 1720 stroys by one self thanks for reading  next time its Christmas in uttoxeter and the ending storys so until then

its parte 12 of thee olde pink finger of olde Brownhills towne as dealer and Chelsea go from the 16th centery to the 21st centery dynnargh welclome falite croeso

November 29, 2016

as the stage draws into thee station from upper left cheek on a cold frosty morning as thee olde coach man says its the end of the line all change as dealerand Chelsea get out amnd wonder where they are as thee old gas light shines its yellow glow along the tracks in the distance thay can see the tumble weed blowing up the track as dealer says where thee hell are wee it seems in the wild west as Chelsea says I dunno about thee wild west  im wild a few minutes go by as they here the sound of a train coming in the distance as it coughs and sputters as it evenchally arrives at thee station and grinds to a hault as the old station driver gets out of his cab with red face and rosy cheeks as he lights up a cig and says good morning gentall men ive been expecting you wheres are wee well gents your in the back of beyond between hednesford via Cannock and in the west Stafford I see jump abord gents thee train will be leaving in 1 hour it gives us time to load up with deasil ill just get the olde Gerry can as he goes down the length of the one carrage and opens the side door and lifts out the big red can with it in hand and thee ciggy in the other as dealer and Chelsea look at each other and say bloody hell surely hes not going too fill the train up with that ciggy on and sure enough he opened the can with ciggy in his mouth after he filled thee train dealer said to the engine driver I say olde been thatr was risky as thee driver said im not fussed do it all the time climb aboard thee train gents were about to leave as he started thee train its sputterd like it had too many ciggys and after a few coughs it evenchally started as Chelsea said im suppried he hasn’t got a starting handle as thee ticket inpector comes along to check there tickets asa dealer and Chelsea hand THEM OVER TO HIM AS HE THEN SAYS I SEE MI 69 69 I SEE YOUR GOING TO THE TOWN OF CANNOCK ONE WAY HERES YOUR TICKETS BACK ENJOUY YOUR TRIP AS THEE TRAIN CHUGGS ALONG THEE TRACK AS IT PULLS INTO HEDNESFORD AS THEE TRAIN ALLOWS THE PASSENGERS TO CLIMB ABORD AS THE TRAIN IS READY TO SET OFF AS THEE SIGNALL MAN WAVES OUT OF HIS BOX AS THEE OLDE FAT CONTROLLER SHOUTS OUT READY YOUR READY TO DEPART AS THE TRAIN SPUTTERS ALONG THEE TRACK THEY ARRIVE AT CANNOCK AS THE STATRION STAFF SAY THIS IS CANNOCK CANNOCK THIS BE ALL READY AS DEALER AND CHELSEA GET OFF THE TRAIN AS MR PLATFORM IS WAITING FOR THEM AS THEY SHAKE HANDS SO GENTALL MEN GREAT TO SEE THY LETS GO TO THE OFFICE FOR YOUR BREAFFING AND I HOPE YOU HAVE DONE YOUR REPORTS AND DOSSIARS YES SIR A CAR IS WAITING AS THEY GET INN TO IT SO GENTALL MEN DID YOU HAVE A GOO9D TRIP AND IM WAITING WITH BATED BREATH ON YOUR FINDINGS AS SOON AS CAN BE THERE OUT SIDE THE OFFICE .COFFEE GENTS AND SOME FOOD YES SIR YOU HAVE 34MINS BEFORE OUR BREAFING IN THE BLUE ROOM ITS ON THEE 4TH FLOOR ILL SEE YOU THEN AND DONT BE LATE ,YES SIR THANK YOU SIR AS DEALER AND CHELSEA WITH PLATES FULL OF THE DELICASYS OF CANNOCK LOCAL FARE TUCK IN AS DEALER SAYS TO CHELSEA IM Famished yes me too as they soon demolish the very welclome food suppose we better get too thee meeting Chelsea olde been as they enter the elevator as it goes up through the floors as they wiz by then pink as the doors open as they step out into this wide corredoor in shades of blue with lots of [portrates on thee walls as the door at thee far end opens gentall men do come in stand to attention on thee double dealer head up what have I told you before reamember our motto head up allways ready for action yes sir sorry sir said dealer as mr platform says be seated so gentall men how did you get on with the task I set you in your night at thee crossroads inn back in thee 16th centry as dealer explained there findings as with Chelsea reporting his so gentall men it seems this for the want of a name thee pink finger of brown hills haS BEEN AROUND FOR MANY A CENTRY OR TWO SO GENTALL MEN WHAT CAN WE DO TO CATCH THIS PINK FINGER WELL SIR WE FOUND THAT THIS DISSFUTIONALL FAMILY CALLED THE NEWTS MAy be hind this sightings sir .see my report on my findings sir ,and what everdence have you got to base this allogations on Chelsea well sir its like this see the report as mr platform turns to dealer what your take on this well sir I think he just is a lonener I see well at 14oo hours your going on a under cover assiment to this area I want you to go to burntwood Brownhills and hednesford this is his calling card you have been fingerd and whats this saying here you have been fussed what does it meen it seems even today this urcursed pink finger is still showing him self and it seems that there have even been sightings in a place called Essex in a village called fingering holei want this finger cought now get on with it it seems thart in thee past he has slipped through many of a finger or two gentall men you may leave report here at 019 hrs thank you gentall men before I forgert your daily expences money I want reaseats all moneys must be accounted for and your reasats from yesterday on my desk tommrow morning thank you sir as dealer and Chelsea leave the office and go on there wayfor the day

n many a year since I saw or even used yardly sented talk from thee 1980s but in our local chemists its back dynnargh welclome falite croeso

November 28, 2016

it was all thhe rage in the 1960s to 1980s when we used to cover our selfs in Yardley sent and talc and then it dissapeard the other week I saw it again I reamember my mother used to use it and for a few years I tried to find it in banglour green thay said they didn’t know what sented talc was buts it back also with tweed the toilet spray wp_20161115_04_25_38_pro

Its parte 11 of thee olde brown hills Towne as the goolies nice pair sing at the final event at Harrys charity balls money im lost and esd pounds shillings and pence the olde rectory burst into flames after thee oldrecotor told miss Lisa she was fired so for revenge she put a hot bed pan in his bed dynnargh falite croeso

November 26, 2016

as thee charity event at harrys as his balls comes to an end for another year thee last act of the night the goolies and there rendidtion of money im lost with there backing group thee olde wanking tax creadits the mark of thee mens benefits with little willy on tambour .luck on bandora mandore ,duke on citten on treble viol  its cool hand luke ,on crumhorne its its olde matt with thee olde dead hand .on harpicourd its big billy .on thee virginals its quantitive easeing.so lets here the song its money im lost with out yer nobody needs you like I do money im lost with out you in my sight its esd esd with your coins its was just one look as I just brought a book I knew with just one look you was mine with out your spending power I was wanting more of your notes money im lost with out you ,as the song fianally draws to a close squire harry annoces thet the roast on the spit was fiannlly done as dorcus the dragon had given it 23mins with her firey breath on nelsons intrutions as the guests go to have a nibble or two as they go out side thay see the flames coming from the timber built olde rectory holy smoke said mr furking where rector randy as thee olde rector says its in bad taste to call smoke holy after all fire is not holy my son but look theres thee burning bush as thee olde rector turns around and around to nelson and says I bet its that miss libby shes put two much coal in the ped pan last week she scorched thee sheets I told her earlier she had to pack and take her olde bags with her shes been a good scrubber4 after many a year as nelson says lets get thee yokes and get water from thee strame as harry says we made 19 duckets 3 crowns and 1\6d tonight well done bravo olde things and to all thee cheeks in thee parish time to get thee olde oxon to get us back to thee village by thee light of the silvery moon whip crack away whip crack away as thee oxon goes as fast as thay can down the long drive meanwhile in thee olde corner shoppe porr olde miss have a nipple had another vist to buy it as she sat there by oil lamp she finally gave inn and said to thee tom of pricewrongs stores at last I give up my time is fineshed here thee shops yours but first I must see paul as tom leaves thee shope she closes and locks thee door as she looks at thee pic of paul on the welsh dresser she reamembers her love for him as she looks at the bottles of asnick and wonders for a few seconds to have thee compution to take thee lot as she writes her note to say shes leaving to go to burntwood and that shell be in touch soon by walter pigeion as she gathers her things and with pic of paulk she leaves and locks thee door out side the stage is a waiting she boards and they go on there way as in thee distance pauls on the oxon stage as he screams mum thee shop oh my lord mum as the oxon stages drwaw near they go to thee steam and with yokes on there shoulders they endevor to try to put the fire out but with loads of bangs as thee flames rose to 120 feet it was too larte thee flames was so in tence ,as thee villagers looked in dissperleafe as the crakels and then it was all gone but a few days later paul got thee letter to say his mum was living in wednebury and met a new hunky man called paul ,all ways reamember this story don’t repercent any one living or dead only by a coincerdence next time in parte 12 dealer and Chelsea return to the 21st centery so until then