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so lets return to 2013 its woof woof the dogging story as agents dealer chelsea and mr pussy go on the hunt of the doggers dynnargh welclome falite croeso

September 26, 2016

so gentall maen you may go remember to return at 1700 to be airliffted to whippy cross first of all you may finesh your tea even thous its five past three dont forget you will also be issussed with pillers oh i love piller talk said mr pussy funny you should say that said agent dealer all i do is talk to my piller talk to my piller talk to me piller i say dealer you do a lot of talking dont you .now then gentall men reamember your british yes sir thank you sir now gents lets just clarrifie the rute once the hellicopter leaves you the land marks are as specified  asa you will obsverve the main points are to look out for the hill of stephen you walk up 560 yards to the base camp where you might find some benifit you say hi to the god of tea up and then walk to the summett of annother 870yards eta 30 mins then continue to 5 aker field passed the land of newts reamember they allways get pissed as a newt after 7pm then it on to the tree on the hanging hill before you cum to open terrane reamember dont go to far you dont want to go passed the leyton wappers terrirtys or youll end up in thy market town called barking in woofing terrirey have you got that gentall men stand to attention on the double at ease gentall men now dissmiss no you mr pussy youll stay behind you two are free to go thank you sir .be seated mr pussy as mr platform gets the bright light out and switches it on sit pussy sit now you have some explaining to do first of all we dont torriate lateness why was you late well sorry sir well im waiting well siur i was talking to catnip who offerd me some catnip sent at cost i had very little change so i had to go to the catflap machine to aqiure more and then he said go cat go cat .i see and why have you love bites on your neck well sir its like this i got into a cat fight in my new cat suit with a old manky pussy ,dont let this happen again agent pussy dissmiss yes sir thank you sir and dont be late it was soon 17oo hours gentall men glad to see your all on time .now follow me to the roof yes sir thay all said as the hellicoper arrived as it nearly blew them off the roof as agent dealer said i bet men thats the best blow job you ever had ? mr dealer reamember your british really you silly little man  .climb abord the ship said the captain ship what you meen >? cocks away tally hoe  its a terminoligy gents as they close the cockj pit door as they got air born oh i say look at thous people thay like aunts on the ground oh yes said chelsea at last thay arrive at whippy cross hold on a bit of a bumpy ride i say chocks away .right offt you go break a la leg i hope not thay said .so get yopur copass out dealer can i call you by your first name as we are out oh go on then binky i say stinky olde beeen now lets look at thy map now lets see if we can find the hill of steven by george i think we must be near  it look theres something flashing in the disstance oh i say what is it said mr pussy as they draw nearer  oh look theres lots of it i say binkers its the dirty black mac boys its return of the mac .i say olde been said mr pussy why do they allways wear thous nat health brown rimmed big glasses ?how frightfully common arent they .at last they arrive at the hill of steven as they climb the summet  what that snake by your leg its looks like its trying to talk to you dealer said mr pussy what type is it do you speak snake ? no i havent got that laugwich in the bag yet olde been oh look binkers said its ann adder how do you know that well its speaking in numbers i say olde bean how wonderfully spiffing .oh look dealer hes taken your number i say it looks like he wants to give you a lession in number crunching as the snake spitts out the seraonly ajusted figgers i say i think he works in the chancerly office i recon you could be right  .here we are gents lets go under covers and drink tea  what a spiffing idear chelsea old fruit look whats that at the middle oh its proberly a small figger as thay should out i say you over there come here as the figger egnorded them oh you as the figger turned and said look gents im not usally one for turning now naff off we i say said agent dealer what a jolly bad show simpley not cricket olde been said mr pussy ,right gents its off we go up to aker field oh look theres the newts family and there olde bill talking to them lets moove in closer to see what hes saying evening all your under arrest you lot of newts beening in charge of the cans as ol;de bill bends his legs .i say said mr pussy its a bit uncanny he books them as olde bill said you got a upto date tax disc for this pond and mot doc as the newts by then was getting larriry  come on off we go to 5aker field its getting rather dark sir as they go under the olde oke trees as mr pussy says beware the nuts in september as chelsea says its not september its only may oh yes well look out for his nuts any way i say mr pussy have you got hold of youre nuts ?again as chelsea says i say thats simpley not british olde been

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