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this is uttoxeter callingin the last penotument episode number five of the dogging story from 2013 as agents dealer chelsea a right pair of boots and mr pussy go on the hynt of who are the doggers of olde whippy cross woof.

September 27, 2016

prevousley on bill as the pissed as a newt family get the better off him as he getts into his panda beep beep yea and radios for ever covers ,so we return to agents dealer and chesea as thay walk passed the newts stronghold .i say old been look at mr pussy hes like a cat on a hot tin roof as he stares into the water i say old been binky do you think hes pauceing for thought as mr pussy looks up and annoces no im looking for the kitty katt fish oh your so catty mr pussy said binky .as chelsea known as tarquin says is that like thous fishes that man catches on the tv i saw him catch a big one now what was it called oh i know a tampoon it was a monster looking thing oh yes said binky i reamember that one i thought it was a bit fissy to me okay yarr .i say mr pussy why are you standing there cross legged ? we olde thing its like this one is dyeing for a tinkel but this cat suits so tight and ive broken the zip on it oh i say pussy olde thing thats really bad form youll just have to cross your leggs old been .all of a sudden binkys tail starts to flash as mr pussy said your flashing red wite and blue old thing switch your white knob on to recive the message it must be from our leeder mr platform the higigh flyer of the m169 agencey .asa dealer binky turns on the trainsmitter the signalls all fuzzy just a minute says tarquin chelsea moove your tail to the right still no thing well try the right  no same thing olde been well cock your leg up you know youll love that possition i say olde been how frightfully common as the voice comes accross the air waves this is writtle calling writtle calling i say olde been whos that thats not mr platform .moove your leg higher nothing now lower now stick it will be a great night if you can get your leg over tonight olde been as the sky turns green as they look up what is it as i voice says hello darlin as this grren long monster appears with brown and yellow fur on it by george great scot binky and tarrquin looks in admazement whos that a ufo .as mr pussy pipes up and says ive heard of this people back in the 1970s 1974 to be presize there was this race called the braintree boliler thay had this 5ft tonge that would appear wow said binky it looks like there back from 1974 how simpley spiffing olde been you get your hands on your knob chelsea olde been oh okay as he turns his knob get into possition chelsea as annother voice come on air this is great conard calling the sudbury town here want to make contact with you we are your friends we watch anglia tv closer to home .no that s not it your tails stiffening try the red button as at last mr platforms voice come through so gentall men i await your reports on your return ,as mr pussy takes off as dealer says to chelsea i recon hes bionic he cant be as thay paws for thought why do you say that olde friut ? after all thay havent got the tecnoigey look chelsea theres a pair of rangers over there oh i say are they 14 or 20 hold i used to have a oxblood pair thay was qiute comfee well i used to have a pair of doc martins as dealer said i dont think doc martin minded me having a pair of his boots but now the boots on the other foot i now wear dealers i know olde been such a hoot .as they walk up five aker field the farmer with the traacktor is stopped as old bill goes to investergate hello hello hello whats we have here then ? as farmer paul says ive got a bran new conbine havester have you got a key as ive lost mine i see says olde bill no i havent jolly bad show youll have to either get a hair gripp or call the ad the y will have one eventally the purple van turns up and the man brings the key as they go on there way oh look theres a big black marrior comeing i recon olde bills got that to take the family of newts to the nick for the night i say dealer i heared shes a right olde bitch any way as they walk along they come accross this pink thing in the busshes i say binker give that ball a kick we will play football as he kicks the ball this bad fouwl laungwich comes from this tall bloke to them as chelses says thats really not cricket i thought your head was a ball sorry olde friute  well chelsea whys them blokes chasing mr pussy oh yes and look theres annother black pussy oh look its really manky looking thing as they enter the woods they coulnt see the woods for the trees oh i say there cars with steamy winders rocking up and down so thats must be what they do here tell mr platform as for me all i found was the knight of olde in the woods the end next time agents dealer and chelsea go on the hunt of the pink finger of olde brown hills town closer to home

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