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parte seven of thee olde pinkfinger of olde Brownhills towne dynnargh welclome croeso falite as thee pink finger nearly got cought asnelson and the sherriff of uppercheek nearly thought they could finally use the thumb screws but as thay was told any screwing would have to done in upper right cheekby the one and only harry ducketwhat a flaming cheek thay thought

November 23, 2016

as mr furkin goes up to thee olde rectors place his trusty house keeper mrs lisa cant get enough answers thee door oh do come in the olde rector randy will see you as soon as he has delt with miss robson she has been such a handful with her wayward un Christian ways im sure that girl haS THEE DEVIL IN HER AS WE GO INTO THE OLDE RECTORS PARLER AS HES LIEING ON THEE OLD COATCH  now miss robson I here you have not done your vesbers again and you have been ungodly to miss lisa your a noughty girl haven’t ye but raNDY IM JUST SO OVER COME WHEN YE SAID THAT THEE BE RANDY I THOUGHT MY LUCH WAS INN BUT YET YE HAVE NOT TAKEN ACCOUNT OF WHAT I SO DESPERATLY  NEED AND ALL THIS TALK OF THE SIGHTINGS OF OLDE BIG DICK WELL RECTOR IVE LIVED HERE FOR YEARS AND IVE NOT HAD EVEN A SNIFF OF ANY DICK LITTLE OR MEDUIM OR SMALL OH YOU BAD GIRL YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE ABERNECE BUT I HOPE HES NICE SAID MISS ROBSON NOW YOUR IN YOUR 30S NOW I KNOW RECTOR AND YE ARE IN YOUR 40S I LIKE TO FEEL THE OLDER MAN RECTOR BE OFT WITH YE GIRL YES RECTOR THANK YE RECTOR  AS THE RECTOR COMES FROM THE PARLER AS MR FURKIN ASKS ABOUT THE NEW CLOTHES YES MY SON HE SAYS THERE READY MY TOP MONK SAINT MICHEAL OF LOWER LEFT CHEEK HAS BROUGHT THEM AND THE COST WITH PURCHACE TAX IS 5CROWNS 7 DUCKETS AND 3D AS MR FURKIN SAID THATS A BIT STEEP WELL MY SON ITS THE COST OF LIVING AND ITS HARD TO FIND THE STAFF THAY DONT MAKE THESES BRITISH MADE STUFF CHEEP LIKE THAY USED TO YOU KNOW HERES YE MONEY SAID MR FURKIN AS HE RUSHES TO THE CROSSROADS INN AND GIVES THE OUT FIT TO NELSON AND GIVES HIM THE BILL AS NELSO GOES TO TRY THE OUT FIT ON AND NEARLY HAS A FIT AT THE PRICE IT FITS HE SAYS ILL SETTLE UP WITH YE LATER NOW TO THEE JOB IN HAND SAYS NELSON JUST A FEW QUESTIONS ON THEE WAY HERE WE PASSED THREE OLDE COWS WHICH ONES WAS THEY SIR WAS IT OLDE MOTHER HYACENTH OR SUE OR DAFFOINLY OR BEETY THEY BE GETTING THERE PENTION I EXPECT NO SAID NELSON TTHERE HAD BELLS AROUND THERE BE NECKS WHYS THAT OH THATS SIMPLE SIR THERE HORNES DONT WORK WE HAVE TRYED TO GET THEE PARTES BUT THERE OUT OF STOCK AS THEY HAVE TO COME FROM HEDNESFORD AND I SEE SAID NELSON AND OIN THIS MAP THERES THIS TRIBES CALLED THE TUTTS AND NEWTS WHO ARE THESES TUTT PEOPLE WELL SIR THEY COME FROM THE EAST OF THEE MIDLANDS TIS BE SAID THATS ALL THEY DO IS TUT TUTT TUTT HOW STRANGE NEXT TIME IN PARTE 8 WEE GO ON THEE HUNT TO CATCH THE PINK FINGER OF OLDE BROWN HILLS TOWNE

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