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Its parte eight of the e pink finger of old as thee Birmingham st runners call for help in catching the pink finger of old unfortunately the boss of the welsh heddoustage gets stopped by non other than big dickturpin dynnargh croeso welcome falite

November 24, 2016

as  nelson tells the others to be aVAILIBLE FOR THEE MEETING AT THEE WEE HOURS THE TOWNE CRIER COMES INTO THE CROSSROADS INN TO ANNONCE THE WINDER TAX HAS YET GONE UP IN THE LATEST BUDJECT STATEMENT FROM THE GOVERMENT AS EVERY BODY CURSES THE GOVERMENT IN LONDON .AS PAUL FROM UPPER ISLINGTON AND PAUL FROM LOWER LEFT CHEEK GET READY TO GET THERE COCKS OUT FOR THE COCK FIGHT ALL DAY DODGEE AND CURUPT THE BOOK MAKERS HAVE BEEN TAKING BETS OF 7\6D WITH THE TOP PRIZE OF ONE GOLDEN SOVERINE THERES A LOT TO PLAY FOR .AS PAULS MANAGER ONE MR TIGHTFISTED BOTTOM OF THHE ARSEHOLE COCKJ FIGHTING CLUB IN LONDON STANDS TOGETHER WITH MR RONNY FINGERBUM MANAGER OF PAUL FROM UPPER LEFT CHEEK WHO IS A LOCAL BOY WHOS COCK BECAME THE TALK OF THE PARISH SO GENTALL MEN ITS TIME FOR THE WEIGH INN FIRST OF ALL PAUL LETS SEE YOUR COCK IS 12INCHES BY 4 INCHES WIDE AND WEIGHT 6LLBS 4OZS AND NOW YOUR COCK PAUL YOURS IN ONLY 11 INCHES BY 3INCHES BY 5POUNDS THAT MAKES YOU THE FEATHER WEIGHT AND YE PAUL FROM UPPER ISLINGTON YE ARE YE HEAVEY WEIGHT .LETS THE COCK FIGHTING BEGINE OF FOUR ROUNDS THE FIRST COCK TO GO FLASSID LOSES AS THE NEWT FAMILY OF BROTHERS WHO HAS PLACED THE BETS MOSTLY IE LIKE ROBERT NEWT WHO HAS BET ON PAUL OF ISLINGTON WHO IF HE WINS THE FIGHT GETS THE PRIZE AS THE COCK FIGHTING BEGINES THE REF ANNOCES A FOWL AGAINST PAUL OF UPPER ISLINGTON AS THE ROUND TWO BEGINES THE FIGHTING GETS MORE INTENCE AS ROUND THREE THEN STARTS PAUL OF UPPER LEFT CHEEK HAS GONE FLAT AND AFTER LOTS OF TRYING TO RASE HIS EXPERTATIONS HE FINALLY CONCEEDS DEFEAT AS THE REF ANNOCES THE WINNER ITS PAUL OF UPPER ISLINGTON AS THE NEWT FAMILY COLLECTS THERE PRIZE AS THE INN KEEPER ANNOCES THE BALL AT THE BIG HOUSE AND CLOSING TIME ,AS EVERY BODY LEAVES ALL EXCEPT NELSON AND THE BIRMINGHAM STREET RUNNERS WITH THERE  BLUE LIGHTS ARE A FLASHING ON THERE HELMITS WITH THE OIL FILLED NEW LAMPS THAY NOW HAVE AS WITH THEE OLDE CANDLES THAY COULNT CANDLE IT WITH THEM KEEP GOING OUT ,GENTALL MEN BE SEATED AS A KNOCK ON THEE OLDE DOOR AS THE LANDLORD SAYS GO AWAY ITS A PRIVATE MEETING AS THE VOICE SAYS IVE COME HOT FOOT ALL THE WAY FROM BURNTWOOD COUNTY WITH NEWS AS NELSON SAYS I SEE YOUR FEET ARE ON FIRE WHAT IS YE MESSAGE ITS SIR YE DRAGGONS HAVE ARRIVED WHERE ARE YE THERE HERE OUT SIDE GOOD SAID NELSON AND HERES THE BILL FROM MMMTTI COURIERRS OF THURSBY TOWN AS HE DROPPS THEE BILL ON HIS FOOT AAS NELSON SAYS I DO WISH THAT BILL WOULD USE LIGHTER INVOICE NOTE PAPER THANK YE HERES A FARTHING FOR YE TIME NOW GOE MESSENGER AS HE CLOSES THEE DOOR NOW GENTALL MEN DOWN TO THEE BUSSNESS IN HAND ,IT SEEMS THIS ACURSED PINK FINGER HAS OUT FOXED YE AGAIN YE HAD HIM UNDER YOUR NOSE BUT YET HE HAS EXCAPED BUT SIR WE HAVE DONE LOADS OF FINGER TIP SERCES AND WE WALKED ON OUR HANDS AND LET OUR FINGERS DID THEE WALKING WE GOT OUR FINGERS OUT YE HAVE TO HAND IT TO US SIR AS FOR THE FOX WE DONT HAVE THEM HERE ONLY A FEW WOOFS WICH ARE ALLWAYS CRYING AND A FEW GRIZZERLY BEARS THAT THEE BEAR FACTS OF THEE MATTER SIR NOW LISTEN FURKIN I WANT THIS FINGER NAIL COUGHT AND THIS BIG DICK GOT HOLD OFF IT SEEMS THAT THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST LAWLESS COUNTYS IN ENGLAND AND TOMMROWWE ARE GOING ON THE STAGE TO THIS PLACE CALLED BROWNHILLS BUT SIR IT SEEMS THAT YE PINK FINGER HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN SEVERAL PLACES AT ONCE IE CANNOCK HEDNESFORD BURNTWOOD STAFFORD AND PERRY BARR IT SEEMS THAT HE IS A MASTER OF DESICE SIR THATS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGHJ SAID NELSON THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR OVER FOUR CENTERYS NOW WHAT DOES IT ALL MEEN THIS IS HIS CALLING CARD WHAT IS THIS EXPESSION WE NOT FUSSED WELL AND AT THEE BOTTOM YOU HAVE BEEN FINGERD WELL WE JUST DONT KNIOW SIR THEN YE BETTER FIND OUT OR YE WONT HAVE ANY NAILS LET ALONE FINGERS TO POINT BUT SIR IVE JUST HAD MY NAILS DONE DO YE LIKE THE COLOUR ,THIS HAS DRAGGED ON FOR A LONG TIME GET ME THIS FINGERI WANT HIM UNFROKED AS FIRGINE SAYS I DIONT THINK HE WEARS FROCKS SIR OR IN DEED DRAG AND CIRTAINLY NOT A WOOF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING SIR ,NEXT TIME IN PARTE 9 WE ARE AT THE HARRYS BALL; AT THEE OLDE BIG HOUSE AND EVERY YEAR HE HOLDS HIS MAGNIFFICENT BALLS

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