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its parte 10 of the pink finger of olde Brownhills towne as he rases a finger or two at squire harrys charity balls as its the first ever new daNCE OF THEE CANNOCK POLKA DYNNARGH WELCOLM FALITE CROESO

November 25, 2016

COME IN TO MY HUMBLE DWELLING AS DEALER CHELSEA AND NELSON STEP THROUGH THE DOOR AS THEY LOOK UP AT THE GREAT CHANDELEER WITH ITS CANDLES BURNING BRIGHT UP HIGH AS HARRY TURNS TO THEM AND SAYS THERE 230 CANDLES ON IT SO HARRY WHATS THE CHARITY THIS YEAR WELL MY FRIENDS ITS THE BUYING OF THE VILLAGE SHOP AS YE KNOW SINCE PRICEWRONGS TOOK IT OVER THE STANDARDS HAVE GONE DOWN AND THE PRICES HAVE GONE UP IN FACT PAULS MANMADE CREAM HAS GONE UP BY 2SHILLINGS A QUART OH I SAY SAYS DEALER AND CHELSEA THATS SIMPLY NOT CRICKET .SO THIS YEAR I WANT TO RACE 19DUCKETS AND THREE CROWNS TO BUY IT AND TURN IT INTO A LOCAL COOP WITH PINK DIVVVEY IT WILL BE EVERY THINK YOU WANT PLUS A LOADS MORE FROM YOUR LOCAL STORE MORE SO THAN BE BEFORE I SAY SAYS NELSON WHAT A SPIFFING IDEAR  SO GENTALL MEN DIG DEEP AND THEN YOU KNOW YOULL LOOSE NO SLEEP LET ME INTRO DUCE YOU TO THEE OTHERS .WHOS THAT PAIR OVER THERE WHOM SAID HARRY OH THOUS PAIR I THOUGHT YE MENT THE ONES IN MY FRIUT BAUL OH THAT THEE POWDERD BE WIGGED BLOW JOB AND HIS PARTNER HAND JOB THEY RUNN THE NEWLEY OPENED HAIR DRESSERS THERE MOTTO IS THEE DO EVERY THING BY THEE HAND SO THEY ARE KNIOWN ALL READY FOR GIVING GOOD HAND JOBS MIND YOU LAST WEEK TRHEY USED THE HOT BELLOWS ON MISS LIBBY AND SHE ENDED UP WITH BURNT OFFERINGS AS A HAIR STYLE SHE WAS BE FURIOUS AS SHE WANTED THE BIRMINGHAM LOOK BUT IN STEAD GOT SNISINNED STLE ,AND THATS THE OLDE RECTOR RANDY COME GENTALL MEN LETS US PARTAKE IN A ALE TIPPLE AS THEY GO INTO THE BALL ROOM BY THE SPIRAL STARE CASE WICH IS ADORNED WITH LOTS OF FLOWERS AND FOLLAGE AS THE TOWN CRYER ANNOCES THEE START OF THE FIRST OF THE TWO DANCES LADIES AND GENTALL MEN TAKE YOUR PARTNERS FOR THE CANNOCK CHAISE POLKA ON HARPSEY CORD IS THEE ONE AND ONLY IVOR BIGGEN SO READY LET THE DANCE BEGINE TAKE YOUR PARTNERS BY THE HAND TWERL AROUND THEN THREE PACES LEFT THEN THREE PACES BACK CLAPO YOUR HANDS IN THEE AIR AND SAY WE NOT FUSSED THATS US WE LIVE IN CANNOCK TOWN THEN BACK THREE TIMES AND WITH HAND AROUND THE WAIST THREE STEPS RIGHT THREE STEPS LEFT AND TWELL AROUND AND THEN WITH RASED HANDS MAKE A CLAPPING SOUND SAYING CANNOCKS GREAT WERE NOT FUSSED IN CANNOCK YOU CAN TRUST US AFTER AN HOUR WITH THEE MEN INTHERE BEST FINARY WITH OUT FITS OF SHADES OF GREEN AND LONG LEATHER RIDING BOOTS AND LADIES IN THERE CRINALINE DRESSES WITH LOTS OF GOLD ON SHOW AS THEY GLINT IN THE CANDLE LIGHT .AND NOW LADIES AND GENTALL MEN ITS THE UTTOXETER TUTT SO PLAY THE MUSIC ONCE AGAIN ITS NOSE TO THE LEFT THEN WITH HANDS UP HIGH TUTT AND LOOK SUPPRICED THEN EYES TO THE RIGHT AND HANDS UP ONCE AGAIN TUTT AND THEN FOUR STEPS BACK AND FIVE STEPS TO THE RIGHT THEN FIVE TO THEE LEFT AND REAPEAT AS THE DACE COMES TO A CLOSE THERES A NOICE OUT SIDE THE DOOR AS HARRY GOES TO FIND OUT THE PROBLEM AS THE NEWT FAMILY ARE OUT SIDE TOTALLY WORSE FOR WEAR BUT WITH OUT A CARE STARE AND SAY WERE GOING DOWN THE INNCOME HARRY FINESH UP YOUR BALLS AND WERE GOING DOWN THEE INN COME ALONG HARRY AS HARRY CLOSES THEE DOOR IT KNOCKS AGAIN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE SEES A HOODED FIGER WITH TWO FINGERS SHOWING AS EVERY ONE COMES TO SEE AS THEE PINK FINGER SAYS YOU CANT CATCH THEE FOR TOFFEE PEE LOOK THERE HE IS AGAIN AND LOOK HES THERE HERE AND EVERY WHERE GET THEM MEN AS THE BIRMINGHAM STREET RUNNERS WITH THERE BLUE LANTERNS ON THERE HEAD CHASE THE PINK FINGER AND HIS FINGER MATES ALL OF A SUDDEN AFTER 34MINS THE BIRMINGHAM STREET RUNNERS RETURN OUT OF BREATH AS NELSON SAYS GOOD NEWS I HOPE MEN AS THEY SAY SORRY SIR HES SLIPPED THROUGH OUR FINGERS YET AGAIN YOUY IBERSEALS I WANT THIS FINGER COUGHT BUT HES TOO FOR US AND IT SEEMS THE PINK FINGER HAS GROWN IN TO MANY FORMS WHAT CAN WEE DO WE WILL ASSEMBLE AT DAWN WONT SHE MIND DONT BE SILLY MR POLE SORRY NELSON SIR AS DAYLIGHT STARTS TO APPEAR THE OLDE COCK STARTS TO CROW AS CHESEA AND DEALER RUCH TO GET THE STAGE ON THERE NEXT PARTE OF THERE JOUNEY AS THE OLDE COACH MAN IS WAITING FOR THEM AS HE SAYS GUT INN WE MUST HURRY WE HAVENT GOT MUCH TIME IBN THEE DISSTACE THERES A FIRE LOOKS FROM THE OLDE RECORY SAYS THE CACH MAN NEXT TIME IN PARTE 11 DEALER AND CHELSEA RETURN TO THE 21ST CENTERY

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